While finally getting a chance to catch up on some of the families blogs, I came across Anaise's and Matt's posts about recently having "The Talk" with their kids. I found it hilarious as well as coincidental because just last week I had the grim opportunity as well. This was not by my choice, but, just as the "Santa Claus Talk" had come up before Christmas, I guess this topic was apparently on my "little" Bryces mind. Since my posts are always so boring, holding to the theme of movies and my missionary, I've decided to share our conversation with you, even though, if Bryce finds out, I fear he will never speak to me again.
Bryce; "mom do mormons have sex?"
..............silence.......................
"mom?"
me; ummmmmmmmmmmmm
"MOM"
...silence..awkward silence...........
B; soooooooo...?
(oh man, he's not gonna let me stall out of this....)
me; uhhhhhhhhh. Well, do you know what sex is?
B; "ya I'm pretty sure I do"
me; Well, I'm thinking that if your asking me this than your not quite clear about it.
B; "so they do?...have you...ever.....?"
me; well, you know you have to have sex in order to have a baby...
B; "OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!"
me; .....yeah.........
B; "oh, so that's why you didn't have any more kids"
me; well, er, ummmmm........
B; "so am I gonna have to have sex someday"
me; well if you want kids.
B; "but what if I don't want to"
me; believe me, you will someday
....silence..... quiet..... crickets chirping.... (oh good, glad thats over....)
B; "I'm gonna have to buy condoms aren't I?" (?!)
So, I guess 'The Part 2 ' that Matt is referring to is the part where we have to get into more detail. Me, part 1.... Jeff, part 2..... Definitely!